whenever it is completely silent baz whispers “plotting” around simon and then pretends like he didn’t say anything.
baz: *whispers* plotting.
simon: *looks up, wide eyed* what?
baz: *blank expression* what?
simon: what did you just say?
baz: *gives simon strange look* I didn’t say anything…?
simon: but I thought- you- I-
baz: *turns away smirking*
This is the best thing ever