
Grandma is just looking out for you.

This applies to the taxation of the rich too. Say a CEO makes $15million/yr and we tax it at 50%. CEO still has $7.5m every year to play with – he’s still going to be very very rich. And I would argue that taking 50% isn’t going to stop him from wanting to make that other 7.5m either.

sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic
Did you only just realize this? They also suck blood because they cant get vitamin d from sun exposure.
take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses
This is my favorite description of a vampire ever


Buffy, The Vampire Slayer, Issue 1
Reboot by writer Jordie Bellaire and artist Dan Mora with consultant Joss Whedon.
When I was like, 9 years old I thought sponfebob was attractive and sexy and I said I wanted to marry him and my dad frowned really hard af me and said ‘don’t say that’ then he got up and went to his room and shut the door
did he ever come out
This cat is DETERMINED to nap in his hammock.
i believed in this cat and was not let down
HE DID IT