heidivolturi:

lunarlegend11:

onlinepunk:

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

twilight au where Edward and his family just go along with it for kicks:

Rosalie hates it, Jasper sucks (or can’t keep a straight face) so he takes any excuse to avoid Bella, Carlisle doesn’t like pretending to hurt people so he decides his new persona has miraculous control, Alice and Emmett are LIVING this lie

they have an emergency family meeting to come up with basic ground rules and cover story but then just wing everything else

Edward had to tell Bella that they sparkle in the sun because Alice had dumped an entire bucket of glitter on him that morning when he got out of the shower

eliciaforever:

It’s Halloween time again at my parents’ place sooooooo if you aren’t familiar with this tradition I can sum it up for you by describing what’s happened in the last 24 hours:

  1. My parents narrowed down their party theme to “Old West Saloon”
  2. My parents found a 120-year-old piano someone was throwing away
  3. My parents got the piano for free and brought it home
  4. My parents don’t know anything about pianos
  5. My parents took the piano completely apart, cleaned, refurbished, and tuned the piano
  6. My parents now know everything about pianos
  7. My parents think a skeleton will look great sitting at the piano and this is literally the only reason they got the piano

I’ll post more as it happens.