PARALLELS!!!

Simons’ scone falls to the ground: nooooo *starts crying*

Baz: really?

Simon: I’m so sorry I failed you!

Baz:…

Simon: I will never forget about yo! The world is a darker place now, ahaha

Baz: oh my gawwwdd im married to an idiot!

quick hc

snowwbazziscanon:

vampiregampire:

whenever it is completely silent baz whispers “plotting” around simon and then pretends like he didn’t say anything.

baz: *whispers* plotting.

simon: *looks up, wide eyed* what?

baz: *blank expression* what?

simon: what did you just say?

baz: *gives simon strange look* I didn’t say anything…?

simon: but I thought- you- I-

baz: *turns away smirking*

This is the best thing ever

bellamynochillblake:

im-reddie:

bellamynochillblake:

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we?

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

oh you sweet summer child