colorblind!stiles who doesn’t see the color red and who doesn’t react at all when derek flashes his alpha eyes at him by accident the first time they meet and makes derek think that he already knows about werewolves but is super chill about it so derek says nothing because he’s a big idiot and communication is obviously not his skill. then they start dating and stiles thinks it’s so cute that derek talks about his friends as a pack because he’s so growly it fits him really well to talk like a wolf. and then one day derek is all fangs and claws (because stiles got attacked or whatever) and stiles is like ‘WHAT THE FUCK?!!!????!!!’ and derek is like “what the fuck ‘WHAT THE FUCK’ ?” and then awkward happens but everything gets sorted out and they live together forever and eveeeeeer.
My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her
So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face
OMG, I can’t.
Oh man yeah this is a super common thing, we have one of these in my preschool room, too, except ours is a picture of Obama. When the kids are upset or angry or want to tattle or whatever they “Go tell the President” and its my favorite thing.
schnapskatze 