wolves and snakes will kill you if you have clothes but you’re fine if you’re ass naked because they’re scared of nude people
ostriches eat metal and have hooves
peacocks don’t fly often because they have ugly feet and don’t want people to see them. they scream when they wake up because of their repeated nightmares about being ugly.
“Stags live a long time; the ones that Alexander the Great had put gold necklaces on were caught a hundred years later
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whale mouths smell so good fish just swim right in there
mice get pregnant from eating salt and their stomachs contain gold
snakes are very often drawn with wings and feet and are indistinguishable from depictions of dragons
pelicans kill their babies and then bring them back to life by cutting open their own chest and letting the babies drink the blood. every depiction of a pelican looks nothing like a pelican and shows them doing this. I have no clue what the bloodletting bird is meant to be or where they got this from.
hyenas aren’t known for their laugh but their ability to change genders
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Spiders are worms of the air”
this drawing of a rabbit
I can’t explain most of this, but I can explain that peafowl don’t fly because they’re bad at landing (like, really bad) on their feet, and that hyenas are still known for their sexual attributes, with females having a clitoris big enough it looks like a penis as a result of clitoromegaly.
“The pseudopenises of female spotted hyenas (Crocuta crocuta), […] can be up to 90% as large as male penises and, at least from the outside, look almost exactly like actual penises, scrotum and all.” (x)
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