schnapskatze

6i:

in your 20’s find a balance between hustle & rest. you don’t need to have a love life or a soulmate figured out. go travel the world. battle your demons. set up a business, find people who value your heart & yours will attract. don’t live in the past, you have so much more to see

fakehistory:

Lord Palmerston mocking Chinese citizens during the first Opium War, (1839)

cursedcatimages:

🐈 It’s National Cat Day 🐈

🐈 Go hug your cats 🐈

memepants:

dayoldhakarl:

internetdumpsterfires:

Some peoole blow my mind

First off, I’d love – LOVE! – for this bitch to meet my bestie, who is childless and owns a fucking annual pass, to say this to her face and see what reaction she gets.

also it sounds like this person has some other serious issues that have nothing to do with single women in short-shorts buying Mickey pretzels but that’s the easiest thing to take it out on instead of the actual target of their frustration…

but then again I’m a childless woman so what do I know – lemme just put on my short-shorts and buy a Mickey pretzel to go with my tea

brodinsons:

#FULLY ADULT MAN IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP #AND HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT AN IUD IS #WADE!!!!! #no but i love this scene #his face when he thinks she means IED #squiiint >:v (@spacehussy)