jovishark:

was a toughie cause of them bright colors. hey i like your icon!

maccymacdonald:

my favourite delivery of always sunny lines

• is that why we had to wait for you to go to bed bath and beyond? yes bitch

• oh shit, there’s stickers. my god.

• oh hello come right in

• I’m not allowed to eat it with the skin on dee, I’M NOT ALLOWED!

• wEEE cAnnoT hAVe yoU arOUNd Us scREWWing thIs UP

• im a sveedish plamur im ‘ere tu feex yur piipes

• LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO ME! ᵒʰ ˢʰᶦᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵗᵉᵃᵏˢ ᵃʳᵉ ʰᵉʳᵉ

• stop, chorlie. the gaem has gone on lorng enowf

• I’m gonna show up to work and everybody’s gonna be like, why is there blood all over you? COS I HAD TO SLIT THE GUYS THROAT WHO CAUSES ALL THE TRAFFIC

• I FORGOT TO PUT THE TAPE IN ! I FORGOT TO PUT THE TAPE IN !

ana-logical:

kitkat30:

this bread tiny

yeast

it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.

wintersummer–3232:

I NEARLY CHOKED ON MY FOOD